Shipping policy

Every item is printed on demand just for you — no dusty storage tubs here.

Processing Time:

• Usually 2–5 business days
• Hoodies and custom items may take a bit longer

Shipping Time:

• U.S. orders: 3–7 business days
• International: varies by country (and by how chill customs is feeling)

Tracking:

You’ll receive a tracking link the moment your order ships.

Watch it travel like a little merch pilgrim on a journey to your doorstep.

Lost Packages:

If your package takes a detour into the void, email us.

We’ll replace it. No stress.

Hot Tub Warning:

Merch looks best outside the tub.

We’re not responsible for items ruined by your questionable choices.